Gretchen Rootes - Once A Ho, Always A Ho - Comedy.com Gretchen Rootes - Once A Ho, Always A Ho - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 86 seconds

Gretchen recalls doing the "Roll-of-Shame" after a one night stand with a skateboarder.

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Iliza Shlesinger - Say Cheese - Comedy.com Iliza Shlesinger - Say Cheese - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 118 seconds

Iliza riffs about pizza on pizza action and "The Real Third World." Tune in to see what happens when people stop being polite and start getting yellow fever.

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Kyle Dunnigan - CostCo Ho - Comedy.com Kyle Dunnigan - CostCo Ho - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 103 seconds

Kyle goes bulk wild on CostCo and gets his hands on the Sample Lady's tater tots.

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Sheng Wang - Goodwill Clothes Hunting - Comedy.com Sheng Wang - Goodwill Clothes Hunting - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 38 seconds

Sheng goes bargain clothes shopping at goodwill and bargain sheets shopping at "Soiled Linens & Things."

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Iliza Shlesinger - Gleaming The Cubicle - Comedy.com Iliza Shlesinger - Gleaming The Cubicle - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 157 seconds

Iliza fantasizes about romantic dates around a septic tank and how lonely women add flare to their dreary cubicle lives.

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Matt Braunger - Owls With Attitude - Comedy.com Matt Braunger - Owls With Attitude - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 104 seconds

Matt warns against having owls as pets because they're the gangstas of the woods and the pure embodiment of evil!

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Iliza Shlesinger - I Have A Dream...Not Yours - Comedy.com Iliza Shlesinger - I Have A Dream...Not Yours - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 100 seconds

Iliza has two rules for approaching her at a dinner party: don't feed her any political lines and keep your dreams to yourself.

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Sherry Sirof - Convenience Whore - Comedy.com Sherry Sirof - Convenience Whore - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 64 seconds

Sherry is surprised to learn that Wal-Mart carries the "morning after pill." Especially when just looking at other Wal-Mart customers is an effective form of birth control.

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Hugh Moore - Cereal Killer - Comedy.com Hugh Moore - Cereal Killer - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 84 seconds

Hugh discusses Lamont Crunch," the poor man's breakfast cereal where the prize at the bottom is a spoon.

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Mike Faverman - KFC Your Cholesterol Rising - Comedy.com Mike Faverman - KFC Your Cholesterol Rising - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 76 seconds

Mike questions if KFC's slogan should be a question and wonders whether neck folds are the new chin folds.

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Brody Stevens - Toe No You Di\ Brody Stevens - Toe No You Di'int - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 52 seconds

Four out of five dentists agree that Brody should not be flossing with his toenail!

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Gretchen Rootes - Extreme Cheese Eating - Comedy.com Gretchen Rootes - Extreme Cheese Eating - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 92 seconds

Gretchen enjoys risk-taking sports like "X-treme Cheese Eating," "Unprotected Sex," and "Drunk Driving."

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Esau McGraw - Big & Tall Tales - Comedy.com Esau McGraw - Big & Tall Tales - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 59 seconds

What's the deal with the guy who always tries to top your story? I mean, really. Esau investigates.

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Jacob Sirof - Hurricane Schwag - Comedy.com Jacob Sirof - Hurricane Schwag - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 45 seconds

Jacob bemoans the fact that hundreds of Americans died in Hurricane Katrina and all he got was this lousy t-shirt.

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Sam Tripoli - Aliens Gone Wild - Comedy.com Sam Tripoli - Aliens Gone Wild - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 70 seconds

Sam uses his alien gaydar and determines that "Aliens are from Mars, Gay Aliens are from Uranus."

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Joe Charles - Double Date Me - Comedy.com Joe Charles - Double Date Me - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 62 seconds

Joe Charles delivers on some hilarious stand-up comedy.

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Owen Smith - Big Assitude - Comedy.com Owen Smith - Big Assitude - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 42 seconds

Owen likes bountiful posteriors and he cannot falsify! On the flip side, he says the bigger the ass, the bigger the sass.

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David Arnold - Home Is Where The Heartache Is - Comedy.com David Arnold - Home Is Where The Heartache Is - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 98 seconds

David is proud to be a homeowner, but misses the days of renting apartments with complimentary blinds.

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Ben Gleib - Weird Pregnant Cravings - Comedy.com Ben Gleib - Weird Pregnant Cravings - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 93 seconds

Ben poses a philosophical question for the ages: Does having sex with a pregnant woman count as a threesome?

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Michael Batts - Tarjay - Comedy.com Michael Batts - Tarjay - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 69 seconds

Michael suggests using the French pronunciation of "Target" to fool yourself into believing you're not white trash.

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Jason Gillearn - The Strike-Out Artist - Comedy.com Jason Gillearn - The Strike-Out Artist - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 57 seconds

Jason muses about his bad luck with the ladies, which might have something to do with using pickup lines like, "Are you mentally retarded, 'cause you look special to me."

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Al Madrigal - King Of The Bouncy - Comedy.com Al Madrigal - King Of The Bouncy - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 52 seconds

Al worries that the Bouncy Castle is a greater threat to children's well-being than a sleepover at Pete Townshend's house.

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Matt Fulchiron - I Wish I Could Quit You, Job - Comedy.com Matt Fulchiron - I Wish I Could Quit You, Job - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 79 seconds

Matt says you can take this job and shove it... after providing a generous severance package

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Matt Fulchiron - You So Swayze - Comedy.com Matt Fulchiron - You So Swayze - Comedy.com
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Video duration: 54 seconds

Matt says that a Dirty Dancing sequel without Patrick Swayze is a worse sequel than To Wong Foo 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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